Para Mike "Thats What She Said" Christmas Sweater

We have all heard the classic line from the Rigger "I'd jump that." That's good enough for Para Mike to slam a joke and jump it.  In desperate times, Para Mike will jump anything. Your mom might not get the double entendre, or will she?

Premium Sweatshirt Material
Crafted from a 75/25 cotton/polyester blend 3-end fleece for superior warmth and comfort. Features a generous fit, reinforced double-stitched seams, twill neck tape, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and nickel eyelets for a premium feel.

Proudly Printed in the USA by Veterans
Each hoodie is made to order and printed by U.S. Veterans using premium DTF materials. This ensures a vibrant and long lasting print that becomes even smoother after the first wash. 

Production takes 3-5 business days before shipping. Your order status will show “Awaiting Fulfillment” until it’s ready to go, and you’ll receive a tracking email once it ships.

30-Day No-Hassle Returns & Exchanges
Not the right fit? No worries. We offer easy returns and exchanges within 30 days—no questions asked.

Thank you for supporting a Veteran-Owned Small Business!